Speakeasy HQ - The Vault
Michael is a Scottish accountant living in Melbourne and he is Turning 40. He used to have thick, lustrous ginger hair and party all the time. Now he's going bald and just bought a garment steamer.
In his debut solo show Michael explores getting older, everyday life and what, exactly, is under his kilt!
Are you still reading? Sweet! Well, erm, hi, how are you? I love making people laugh and I would do anything for love*
As mentioned above, I am an accountant, and it's killing me! Please come to my show otherwise all I have is casual Friday! I just got a new calculator though, so that's pretty cool.
I was going to fill this space with some accounting puns but realised that would be GROSS. I want to give you more CREDIT than that. My show is funny, though there is a MARGIN for error. Rest assured it is full of self DEPRECIATION and just the right BALANCE of wit and intellect.
I grew up in a small town in Scotland. In 2006 they tried to outlaw dancing so I came to Australia to find myself. All I found was an extra chin and sunburn. I now drink beer from a shoe and go to the supermarket in my pyjamas.
I had a bottle of wine four days ago and I'm still hungover – I miss being young. On the upside, I don't have any kids, but all my friends do. Is it possible to sustain friendships with vastly different life priorities?
Just incase you were wondering – I did these things:
2015 RAW Comedy Prelim Finalist
2018 P&O Gong Show Runner Up
2019 P&O Gong Show Winner
It's mostly the accent, but still impressive right?
Are you still here? It's over, go home! But book ticket first please!
* but I won't do that!
|This show is eligible for the Laugh Pack - buy full price tickets to 3 or more eligible different performances in one transaction and get a 10% discount. Excludes Previews, Tightarse Tuesday and Saturday performance|